Rental Car Rally is pretty stupid.
It’s like a funky, backroadsy, dark-y and mysterios-y, chicken shack of midnight(y) surrealist joy.
So grab your friends, lovers, or casual online acquaintances and poke yourself inside.
You’ll spend the rest of your life trying to recreate the sensation of being trapped in a farty vehicle with friends and possibly strangers as you careen through American darkness, your headlights and unerring sense of adventure as your only guide.
And when you stop beside a piece of roadside nonsense (restaurants made to look like Aunt Jemima, the world’s largest ball of twine) or find yourself exploring abandoned hotels while wearing a costume you bought at the Dollar Tree and being chased, slowly, by generously corpulent rent-a-cops you’ll realize, somewhere in the wet recesses of your barely lucid noggin, that you’re finally making the right choices in life, or at least the most enjoyable ones.
Imagine slack-jawed townies watching, wobbly-eyed, as they mouth “what the…” to your receding taillights.
Imagine winning this nonsensical competition, and then being feted in the breadbasket of America with a golden belt of four-wheeled inanity.
Behold, beautiful weirdos, the Rental Car Rally.
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Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
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Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know.