Winner winner wildlife dinner!
Sexy LA winners + two new events!
Well that was stupid!
The latest rally, Los Angeles to Chicken Ranch, is in the books!
Over 600 miles and just as many hood ornament dildos (those suction cups are strong!), 25 teams of friendly delinquents drove into infamy. Once again, nobody died.
Yer wildly talented and emotionally balanced winners this year:
Champs:
World Wildlife Wrestling Foundation!
They came. They saw. They beat the shit out of some stuffed animals and beat their way into everybody’s hearts.
Biggest Handsome (lowest mileage):
Red Carpet Munchers!
The tuxes that don’t suxes took the off-road route, winning the mileage challenge by driving exactly 600 miles (the least of any team)
Least Hated (people’s choice):
The B-Team
If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and you can find them, you can hire the B Team to pull you out of sand traps—and for that they were voted the least hated team of all. Thanks fellas, much obliged!
New events!
RCR will be back next year with two (count ‘em two!) rallies!
Chicago 2024
May 10th
$247 (25% off) with code QUICHISNTPIZZA
Los Angeles 2024
July 12th
$247 (25% off) with code EARLYDIRTYBIRD
Ticket prices go up on a rolling schedule through next year. This is the cheapest tickets will be!
The route
LA to Chicken Ranch 2023: More than six hundred miles in a very comfortable 119 degrees
Photos
LA to Chicken Ranch 2023: A highly curated selection of the stupidly handsome
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck!
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