Listen up, buttercups.
We’re going on a mission.
We’ll be visiting strange places.
It will be dangerous.
There will be many clowns.
Some of those clowns will be Chinese.
Also: cults.
And robots lots of robots.
Plenty of room for everyone.
Even these guys.
Be this beautiful.
👉 Get your tickets here. 👈
Each ticket covers one vehicle.
So get some friends.
Get some lovers.
Get out of my dreams.
Get into a fully-insured rental car.
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck!
🔥 Tell all your friends🔥
Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know. We welcome clowns, weirdos, hooligans, ne’er-do-wells, fruitcakes, nutcases, screwballs, crackpots, geeks, misfits, kooks, loons, queer ducks, rare birds, people who love road trips, people who love odd pit stops, and people who enjoy feting themselves and others in all manner of chicanery.