The rally is drunk in a wheelchair
Early bird tix available for LA rally + a closer look at East Jesus
🔥 15 weeks until mayhem in Los Angeles 🔥
🗓️ Friday, July 14th 🗓️
Oh hello, fellow loons!
The 2023 Los Angeles rally and all its handsome gibberish returns this July 14th in the City of Anal Angels!
That was crass of me, I’m terribly sorry.
By way of apologies, have a discount code:
<…rummages around on site…>
Where is that thing?
<…rummage rummage rummage…>
Ah! Yes!
20% off with code FRANZSDICK. That’s a savings of <checks calculator> … almost $69! Big lol!
Apparently this code is available until April 15th. That’s what we call an early bird discount. Or given the penile nature of the code, more like a premature bird discount ifyaknowwhatimean!
Ha ha!
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Jfc.
Get your tickets here.
Each ticket covers a vehicle, so stuff all your friends inside.
🔥 Oh the places we’ve been 🔥
Easy Jesus
Every rally takes competitors through 500(ish) miles of curious locations. This is one of those locations.
This is East Jesus:
East Jesus is an art commune founded near Slab City by Charles Stephen Russell, who was fond of making art cars and wearing a watch as a cock ring. Amazing place! Lots of art! Also guarded, these days, by a drunk woman in a wheelchair with a shotgun! We recommend not visiting at 4:30am with 200 costumed idiots unless you know somebody!
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other.
Edify thyself up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
🔥 Tell all your friends🔥
Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know. We welcome clowns, weirdos, hooligans, ne’er-do-wells, fruitcakes, nutcases, screwballs, crackpots, geeks, misfits, kooks, loons, queer ducks, rare birds, people who love road trips, people who love odd pit stops, people who enjoy feting themselves and others in all manner of chicanery.
