🔥 The rally enjoys clowns with boobs
July 14th early bird discount + a silly photo of a pirate bus
🔥 14 weeks until mayhem in Los Angeles 🔥
🗓️ Friday, July 14th 🗓️
Oh hello, nutters!
The 2023 Los Angeles rally and all its handsome gibberish returns this July 14th in La La Land!
There are 11 Teams signed up already!
That’s 11 collections of very pretty people who are excited to make very stupid choices!
You, too, can run afoul of the law (maybe) and common decency (certainly) by getting your ticket now.
We even have a small code:
20% off with code FRANZSDICK. That’s a savings of <checks calculator> … almost $69! Big lol!
The robots tell me this code is available until April 15th.
So get your shit together, amigo.
👉 And get your tickets here. 👈
Each ticket covers a vehicle.
Make thyself a clown car.
🔥 How to find a team 🔥
There comes a time in every person’s life where they don’t have any friends.
Or at least, not any friends who’ll join you for a 24hr 500-mile costumed road romp across California. And sometimes Nevada. And sometimes Arizona.
That’s ok, loser.
You can still rally.
Two ways to find a team:
Join the Facebook Group and post in the team-finding thread
Helps to tell people where you are and what skills you bring to the table. Like if you don’t fart. That would be an interesting skill for a long car ride.
🔥 Places we’ve trespassed 🔥
Ape Cave Lava Tube
Every rally takes competitors through 500(ish) miles of curious locations. This is one of those locations.
This, dear reader, is Ape Cave.
Ape Cave is the third-largest lava tube in North America, named by a Boy Scout troop that explored the cave in the early 1950s. This dank hole in the ground formed about 2,000 years ago, when a lava flow poured down the southern flank of Mount St. Helens. Some countries get Pompeii. We got what looks like a Mole Man tunnel. I’ve been to both. Believe me, the Mole Man tunnel is more fun.
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other.
Edify thyself up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
🔥 Tell all your friends🔥
Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know. We welcome clowns, weirdos, hooligans, ne’er-do-wells, fruitcakes, nutcases, screwballs, crackpots, geeks, misfits, kooks, loons, queer ducks, rare birds, people who love road trips, people who love odd pit stops, and people who enjoy feting themselves and others in all manner of chicanery.
