The Chicago rally begins in two weeks
Plus pictures of handsome people doing stupid things
“Of course Chicago likes barely organized stupidity, I mean they have The Bears, right?”
That’s our fearless leader Supreme Commander, concisely explaining the allure of the world’s dumbest motoring event for the people of Chicago, who’ve hosted the world’s dumbest football team every year since 1986.
“It’s like Halloween, but on wheels, and also in Spring, and also the candy is occasionally whippets. What’s not to love about that!”
The Chicago rally begins Friday, May 10th, at midnight.
For this first-ever Chicago jaunt, we’re heading south towards the hills and stills of Kentucky. Expect whiskey.
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Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
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