🔥 Rental Car Rally returns July 14th!

Oh no not again

A very big and very illegal party

🔥 The rally returns to L.A. this summer 🔥 

Oh well hello, weirdos.

We have a special announcement.

The 2023 Los Angeles rally and all its handsome gibberish returns this July 14th in La La La La Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Land.

Get your tickets here.

🔥 Where are we going this time? 🔥

The desert. We’re going to the desert. Probably.

It’ll be in California. Or Arizona. Or Nevada.

Not Mexico.

We’re not going to Mexico.

Even though Pants lives in Mexico now and swears everything is safe.

But who trusts Pants.

Anyway do we have a destination in mind? Yes we do.

Are we going to tell you? Fuck no.

The mystery is part of the intrigue!

But not Mexico.

Promise.

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🔥 I'm excited! 🔥

You f'n should be.

One night.

Many miles.

Many more costumes.

Questionably legal antics.

Heroic shenanigans.

Mysterious destinations! 

Date and Time: 10pm Friday, July 14thth

Starting Line: somewhere creepy in LA

Finish Line: SECRET FOR NOW The prize: the golden championship belt.

And infamy. Lots of infamy. 

Get your ticket within the next 7 days and take 20% off with code FRANZSDICK. That’s a savings of <checks calculator> … almost $69! Big lol!

Seriously it’s so cheap if you have friends you big fat loser.

Get your ticket!

🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥

Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other.

Knock yourself up at rentalcarrally dot com.

There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.

You can check out a few previous routes.

Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.

🔥 Tell all your friends🔥

Be a good person and forward this to everybody you know. You’re the best.