Photos from the LA rally!

Plus the rally goes to Europe ...

Jul 15, 2024

Greetings attractive newsletter recipient,

The 14th annual LA rally is in the books, in the ledger, and in the rental car insurance claims of competitors across mighty California.

This year there were 15 more-attractive-than-usual teams competing for the Western Conference Championship Belt, a golden gas pump, and the Memorial Golden Mustache for Best Sabotage.

Your winners, plus assorted photo exhibits for law enforcement, are below!

Good job navigating the highways, biways, and why-the-hell-ways of the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System Plus Assorted Backroads and Occasional Sandtraps.

The rally goes to Europe!

Plans, schemes, and the collections of bribery funds are in the works for the first-ever Euro Rental Car Rally in 2025.

Location and Dates will be announced August ‘24.

You can reserve your fully refundable ticket now for 50% off by using code RENEWYOURPASSPORT

Tally ho!

2025 Western Conference Champs

Vindow Vipers

They came. They saw. They walked four miles in the desert just to shave off a few miles on their odometer … and they cleaned windshields while throwing “blood” on the rest of your car. Good job, you’re disgusting.

Most Handsome

Sesame Street Walkers

Follow that bird for $5 beak-jobs. A thing of nightmares. Truly revolting. We love you.

The Memorial Golden Mustache Award for Best Sabotage

Amanda M

For luring everyone to the greater metropolitan ecological disaster of Bombay Beach.

🔥 Upcoming Rallies 🔥

The first-ever European rally for 2025 is in the works, stay tuned…

🔥 Wait, what ..? 🔥

Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.

Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.

There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.

You can check out a few previous routes.

Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.

It’s dumb as fuck.