Oh no too much fun
an elegant photo essay // party this Friday // better than your other weekend plans but just barely
Story time, you little shits.
<takes healthy sip of grandpa’s fun juice>
ahem
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.
And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.
It's opener there
in the wide open air.
Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you
And then things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
And then things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
<big burp>
Now get in the fucking car.
👉 Get your tickets for Friday, July 14th here. 👈
Each ticket covers one vehicle, unlimited friends, 24 hours of pain, self-recriminations, existential doubt, and food fights.
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck!
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