🔥 4 weeks until we get weird in Los Angeles 🔥
🗓️ Friday, July 14th 🗓️
Friends, lovers, unicorns, thirds:
It’s all happening.
The world’s dumbest motoring event, like a pair of late-blooming testes, is about to descend upon Los Angeles.
And soon!
There are 21 Teams signed up already.
That’s 21 groups of very pretty people who are excited to make very stupid choices!
You, too, can be that stupid!
👉 Get your tickets here. 👈
Each ticket covers one vehicle.
But I heard some guy’s bringing a bus, so!
And somebody said they wanted to bring their food truck. We like food. And trucks.
Hey but seriously!
Be a good, fun-loving friend and forward this email. Or post it online. Help the rally bring smiles to all the world’s children.
🔥 hey look photos 🔥
🔥 Places we’ve trespassed 🔥
The Mojava Desert Lava Tube
Every rally takes competitors through 500(ish) miles of curious and weird and creepy and sometimes sliiiightly illegal to explore locations. This is one of those locations.
I dunno what to tell you about this lava tube in the Mojave. It’s a lava tube! This one has ballerinas in it. We put those ballerinas there. Honestly an improvement. They say you need a four-wheel drive to get to the tube but, I mean, we did it in a Ford Sprinter Van and we are very smart. So.
🔥 Wait what the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. We’ve been doing this since—oh christ, really?—2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
🔥 Tell all your friends🔥
Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know. We welcome clowns, weirdos, hooligans, ne’er-do-wells, fruitcakes, nutcases, screwballs, crackpots, geeks, misfits, kooks, loons, queer ducks, rare birds, people who love road trips, people who love odd pit stops, and people who enjoy feting themselves and others in all manner of chicanery.