Dear fellows,
The briefest of hello how are you’s to say hello. How are you. The rally is coming to Chicago this May.
Rental Car Rally is not a normal rally. It's not about getting from a start line to a finish line, although there is all that. It's about getting stuck and lost all over the hinterlands of these United States, usually in a too-full vehicle of sweaty associates, occasionally in desperate backroad situations, always in costume.
Five hundred miles. One night. Only a few days of swelling and redness, afterwards.
Quite frankly it's the stupidest adventure machine in the contiguous forty-eight. And now it’s in Chicago.
JOIN THE INAUGURAL MIDWEST GOOF
Chicago 2024
Friday, May 10th
$263 (20% off) with code BRINGYOURDOG
Prices go up March 1st.
Oh and lest we forget! The rally returns to the land of its (re)birth in July.
Los Angeles 2024
July 12th
$263 (20% off) with code LAXATIVES
🔥 What the actual fuck? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
🔥 Tell your friends and lovers 🔥
Be a helpful, mayhem-loving person and forward this to every miscreant you know.