LA rally in two months!
+winners and pics from Chicago
Oh my god you went to Gary, Indiana?! That’s so cool!
—amusingly sheltered waitress in the middle of nowhere, Illinois
The Midwest has a lot of dicks.
By dicks, we mean genitals.
And by genitals, we mean that the three winning teams of the first-ever RCR Chicago each took inspiration from their gonads. From their hairy thatchers. From the netherest of their nether regions.
Below, your fertile and fecund champs.
We are nothing so much as swollen and preggers with pride.
—Pants and Supreme
p.s. the LA rally kicks off July 12th! This year we’re planning (lol, “planning”) a party in the desert. Gonna be hot. Gonna be gross. Gonna be a good time. Come join us.
Golden Mustache Award for Best Sabotage
Genital Obsession
Least Hated Award (aka player’s choice)
Extraterresticals
Midwest Champs
Greasy Poon Diner
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…maybe more, depending on begs and bribes
The world’s dumbest community and socials
Moar pics
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Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a golden gas pump and sometimes a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
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