Destination: Bombay Beach
god this is gonna be gross
It was supposed to be California’s Riviera!
Now it’s going to be the finish line for California’s only sliiiightly less glamorous vacation: Rental Car Rally!
We’ve ordered the beer!
We’ve bribed the locals!
We’ve got extra gas masks for the smell!
And 2e set off this July 12th through the highways, biways, and don’t ask why ways of SoCal.
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Don’t remember what the heck this is all about? Wondering what the schedule is? Just like clicking buttons?? All the info’s right here.
big wet smooch,
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And now stupid photos
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Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a golden gas pump and sometimes a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
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