5 weeks till Midwest buffoonery
Two rallies, two chances for infamy
Friends, lovers, unicorns, thirds,
The witching hour is nearly upon us.
Chicago, the rally, is a go.
Get your flights.
Get your costumes.
Get your decommissioned food truck expensively wrapped in an oddly specific musical pun.
It’s time to join the rally, see America, meet oompa loompas, and kill them.
Get your Chicago ticket now!
🔥 Upcoming Rallies 🔥
🔥 Wait, what ..? 🔥
Rental Car Rally is the world’s firstiest and absurdiest 24-hour, 500-mile, city-to-city road rally and carnival. The whole deal is we dress up in stupid costumes and visit curiously odd locations while occasionally throwing eggs at each other. There’s a winner at the end and they get a big wrestling belt. We’ve been wasting our time and yours since 2008.
Giddy up at rentalcarrally dot com.
There are plenty of videos of past rallies for you to watch.
You can check out a few previous routes.
Also: pics of how people kitted out their vehicles.
It’s dumb as fuck.
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