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WARNING: spanking machine

We're paying some people to hit your hiney

Apr 24 •

New

🔥 The rally enjoys clowns with boobs

July 14th early bird discount + a silly photo of a pirate bus

Apr 3 •

The rally is drunk in a wheelchair

Early bird tix available for LA rally + a closer look at East Jesus

Mar 27 •

🔥 Rental Car Rally returns July 14th!

Oh no not again

Mar 20 •

This is Rental Car Rally, a newsletter about The world's dumbest motoring event.

Oct 12, 2022 •

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